Why do I think this is amusing? It reminds me of Celebrity Death Match. Maybe it was a warmist against a sceptic.
Elderly Swedes bloodied in snow shovel brawl
The two neighbours, one man in his seventies and the other in his eighties, disagreed on how to properly deal with removing the snow from the area around their homes.
As the two elderly men were unable to reach resolve their dispute amicably, the disagreement turned ever more heated, soon escalating to a full-out fight, with the men using their snow shovels as weapons.