Latest Looney Misandrist Idea From PETA: No Sex For Meat-Eating Men

Animal rights activist group PETA is now calling on women to strike on sex with meat-eating men.

PETA’s Elena Waldman really can’t stand men having a good time at the weekend barbecue. She writes: “We all know them, the suburban men with beer bottles in hand, brandishing tongs while cooking sausages on their expensive gas grills.”


PETA women declare, “Either it goes, or I go!” Photo credit: AlphaCreative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

In Waldman’s view, eating barbecued meat is how men “prove their masculinity to themselves,” hurt animals and harm the climate.

She backs her claims with a serving of activist junk science, published in the journal PLOS ONE. According to the study, meat-eating mencontribute significantly more to the climate catastrophe than women.”

Something has got to be done about it!, the PETA nag says. So no sex tonight.

“That’s why PETA’s proposing a strike on sex with meat-eating men to persuade them to go vegan,” Waldman announced.

“Men need to take accountability for their actions,” she says. “And the easiest, healthiest, simplest way to do this is by going vegan.”

It’s baffling enough that men would partner up with such women to begin with. Just how many men are going to convert to veganism just to keep their chances open to have sex with undernourished, rickety vegan women (who often suffer from poor health) is unclear. But most among us will agree most carnivorous men won’t have to be too concerned about the latest misandrist threat, as there are loads of women out there who appreciate healthy, pect-flexing, meat-eating guys who chop wood shirtless and can lift heavy things.

Ironically, going vegan – an extremely dubious diet that has been tried and quit by many – is likely going to lead to an unintended natural selection for those who refuse to give it up.

Let them nag, complain and gripe all they want. This problem will be resolved on its own by nature. Read more here, here and here.

14 responses to “Latest Looney Misandrist Idea From PETA: No Sex For Meat-Eating Men”

  1. John Hultquist

    ” meat-eating guys who chop wood shirtless and can lift heavy things. ”

    I’ve been eating meat, chopping wood (not shirtless), and lifting heavy things longer than most earthlings have been alive.
    I’m no longer fond of the chopping part, so thinking of buying an electric wood splitter. Why electric? I’m not good with small gasoline motors that need to be cared for like “undernourished, rickety vegan women.”
    Also, I live close to the Great Columbia River of Washington State where the unit cost of electricity is less than most other places.

    You, Pierre, are in fine form today with your prose.

  2. mwhite
    “Vegan diet now shown to harm children! Latest studies”

  3. Stephen Richards

    I doubt a true vegan could raise anything. So ladies it’s us or nothing

  4. Petit_Barde

    As far as I know I’ve never eaten beef :
    – I’ve only eaten (mostly Charolais) processed grass.

    Am I PETA compliant ?

    1. toorightmate

      If I become PETA compliant, please take me out and shoot me.

      1. Jeff

        You just need to change the PETA to which you are compliant 🙂 , e.g.

        P eople
        E ating
        T asty
        A nimals

        I love animals. They taste great!

  5. drumphish

    2433 years ago, Aristophanes wrote the comedy ‘Lysistrata’, so it is not a new idea by women to withhold sex for one reason or another, women need to catch up.

    Gotta give up fighting, gotta give up eating bacon burgers, everything. It’ll never end, you know how those women can be.

    It’s a comedy of errors. Withholding sex until the climate quits changing would be another way to get men to behave. Or something.

    Then another day rolls around and women want to have sex until the cows come home. It’s the nature of the beast.

    I was on a vegan diet for about two years, just one of those fads, one night, I dreamed I was dining on a roast beef sandwich. My vegetarian days came to a screeching halt.

  6. RoHa

    Time for a rewrite, Aristophanes.

  7. voza0db

    Clearly PETA doesn’t care about the fate of uman animal Females since this will only cause an increase in RAPES…

    As for the campaign it is as silly as it can get.

    Just like with the Unvaccinated (“You are cut from the cloth of the greatest who ever lived, those heroes born among ordinary men who glow in the dark.”) those that are unvaccinated and vegetarians stand at an even higher place in terms of Uman Evolution. Unfortunately unless a huge global culling of the jabbed ones happens they stand no chance at CHANGING Umanity.

    I’ve read some silly comments above! I’ve stopped ingesting bits and parts of other animals cadavers around 15 years ago and never had/felt anything off, neither had moronic dreams about eating dead corpses!

  8. druid144

    So, eat meat and don’t get sex, or eat soy and not want sex. Either way, these [adult? human? females?] are not doing much to propagate their own special characteristics.

  9. Žádný sex s masožravými muži –
  10. Anto

    Yeah, women just love weak Beta males, don’t they?

    Just ask yourself: what type of men gravitate towards tech companies, government and politics? That’s why we have these issues.

    Real men want to build things; make things; get out in the real world and experience things. Until society rediscovers the value of these kinds of men, it will not recover.

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