Our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren might drown in the ocean 2000 years into the future, in the year 4014!
The idiotic UK Guardian reports today on a global warming theory of unprecedented absurdity, one fabricated with the help of crystal balls by Prof Ben Marzeion of the University of Innsbruck in Austria and Anders Levermann of the bedwetting Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research. The Guardian writes:
Marzeion said that by looking at sea level rises over such a long timespan – 2000 years – such short-term uncertainties would be smoothed out. His co-author, Anders Levermann, of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research, said: ‘After 2000 years, the oceans would have reached a new equilibrium state and we can compute the ice loss from Greenland and Antarctica from physical models. At the same time, we consider 2000 years a short enough time to be of relevance for the cultural heritage we cherish.'”
Meanwhile the Niagara Falls and Great Lakes freeze
Meanwhile as hysterical scientists and journalists fret over their fraudulent melting sea ice horoscopes, today we read that the Niagara Falls and the Great Lakes have frozen.
10 responses to “Extreme Absurdity: Potsdam Institute Sea Level Science Reaches New All-Time Low!”
Crystal balls and horoscopes belong to the past, Pierre. Probably, they use SCIgen software to produce their gobbledegook papers.
It’s amazing. Contrary to all other iterative models, climate models become MORE certain the longer you run them!
Abbyss of stupidity sold as wisdom.
“At the same time, we consider 2000 years a short enough time to be of relevance for the cultural heritage we cherish.”
At current demographic trends Germany will become a majority islamic state in 2130. Maybe Anders Levermann is a multiculturalist and promotes the official doctrin of equality of any and all cultures; but in that case, why would he worry? Even tribes who revert back to stone age culture have a culture.
Oh, I saw on WUWT that he’s primarily worried about UN declared “cultural heritage sites” like the Statue Of Liberty.
So, in 100 years we’ll have more than 2 deg C warming, which will according to his boss Schellnhuber do the entire biosphere in for good, and he’s worried about a bronze sculpture in 2,000 years when there’s no more life on Earth. What a prick.
He should talk to his boss.
… except the ones that’ve actually brought freedom and prosperity.
Has no one from PIK ever been to Holland? In 2000 years you could build dikes at a sufficiently fast rate by employing one man with a spoon.
Are you sure? Won’t that guy run out of mayonaise and deep-fried potato by then? 😉
You mean in 2,000 years we’ll have developed really big spoons?
Hi Pierre, don’t forget that the forecast also depends on a lot of old fashioned begats and sexual orientation to get to that distant grandchild.