Greta Thunberg’s “How Dare You!” Surges To No. 1 On Music Death Metal Charts!

This is not meant to be mean-spirited, but rather I present this as humor. This brilliant parody was produced by John Meredith, a.k.a. John Mollusk.

We all love Greta as a child and wish her well.

Unfortunately Greta had been coaxed into giving a speech which was way over the top and totally lacked judgement in terms of tone. It seems she is being used as a relief valve for releasing other grownup people’s frothing anger.

It really is just a damn shame she’s been so ill-advised and abused by the adults who surround her. They really ought to know better and be far more responsible.

41 responses to “Greta Thunberg’s “How Dare You!” Surges To No. 1 On Music Death Metal Charts!”

  1. C3 Editor

    Don’t mean to digress from the ‘we little ones’ of doomsday cultists but there may may be a problem with your article having the following url:

    The article now appears to be gibberish text. Is it a bad url?

    1. Yonason

      Using “Google Translate” I find it isn’t gibberish, but Indonesian.

      Somehow the body of the article got hacked, and replaced with an ad for an online betting site.

      Comments appear to remain intact, though.

  2. bonbon

    Remember kids grow up, and get jobs where they can really do damage.

    How about Greta’s predecessor, Severn Cullis-Suzuki, who went on to found an environmental think tank and work for UN Secretary General Kofi Annan’s Special Advisory Panel in the early 2000s.
    12-year-old Cullis-Suzuki became known as the “The girl who silenced the world for five minutes” when she delivered a similar sermon before the UN Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro.

    Did Greta pass the job interview at the UN?
    The CV looks good – “delivered speech at the UN before an international gathering of high power leaders”.

  3. John Shade

    The exploitation of this young lass is shocking. But who is writing her speeches for her? Here she is floundering when she has no script in front of her:

    1. Yonason

      She’s more coherent than AOC without a script, which isn’t saying much.

      Puppets. Nothing more.

    2. Mack

      On the photos behind her u see Luisa-Marie Neubauer, her handler.
      She’s a member of “ONE Foundation” managed by BONO, Bill Gates and S****

  4. drumphish

    That’s heavy. Just as long as you didn’t use any Fugs music, it will be okay.

    Greta needs to go on out and have some fun, find new friends, she has to stop the anger and rage, it is not good for her psyche. Her parents should know better. Life is not that bad, it just always looks and seems that way.

    Once she realizes that she is being used, wasting her time on a lost cause, then Greta will be angry, properly directed.

    What is really obscene is to watch people drive to a destination, work, whatever, and there is only one person in each car. Hundreds of thousands of people driving up and down an interstate highway going nowhere, really.

    Cars lined up fifty deep at every exit up and down the six lanes and the traffic is non-stop, traffic lights are in control of their lives. lol

    It is fun to watch, but I wouldn’t really want to do it every day, not an everyday thing for me. And yet, I do.

    You watch it all take place and you have to wonder what motivates everyone to do it like they do seems as though it is the only means there is to get it all done. I have better things to do, watch tv, something that provides some peace of mind, solace, solitude, the things in life that are enjoyable. You can’t, not until it all gets done and it is never done. Get to work, you fool.

    Monday through Sunday, all day long, games, work, entertainment, hedonics night and day, it just never stops.

    Koyaanisqatsi, life in turmoil, said the Hopi people.

    Greta can’t possibly be that angry, she hasn’t lived long enough. Wait until she is 36 then 56, then her lying eyes will have seen too much.

    If she is going to have angst, direct the rage of it all towards her parents, they deserve it more than the rest of the world. Maybe aren’t asking for it, they sure do have it coming to them. Greta needs to get away from them and quit the shtick. uffda

    It does no good to get angry, so help me, I know.

    A constant chain of sorrow is what you’ll reap.

    Greta should tell her parents to take a hike, get lost, she has her own life, one worth living.

    Saving the world won’t happen, ever.

    1. David Appell

      Who exactly is “using” Ms Thunberg, and how do you know the inside details?

      1. drumphish

        If you cannot see that Greta is a brainwashed tool for whatever reason there is for her to be that way, you’re blind as a bat.

        I know you’re not blind, you can read, you have that going for you.

        However, comprehension skills are in the nascent stage, to be a complete phenotype of an adult with an actual brain takes time, just the way it is.

        ODD alert. har

      2. mwhite

        “She has deep connections to the globalist elite and activist parents who are supporters of the far-left domestic terrorist group ANTIFA.”

        “Thunberg’s frequent handler is Luisa-Marie Neubauer, an operative from the ONE Movement. Neubauer can be seen behind Thunberg at many of her public events.”

        “The Gates Foundation admits on their official website that the ONE Movement is a collaboration between some of the world’s richest and most powerful interests, including infamous progressive financier George Soros:”

        Just saying.

        1. mwhite
      3. Yonason

        David Appell gets it wrong, again, as usual.

        1. David Appell

          How so, Yonason?

          1. Yonason

            You didn’t watch the video? Or you just can’t comprehend it?

    2. Shirley U. Geste

      She needs to get pregnant. A little primary therapy will fix her up no end.

      1. james feltus

        Not by me; I can just imagine that as I’d be getting right down to it, she’d start screaming “We’re all going to die! How DARE you!”. Plus, I think she’s more disturbed than a box of rattlesnakes, with that perpetually angrily sneering face. Are there any sufficiently intrepid volunteers out there?

        1. mwhite
  5. mwhite

    “Our group would like to counteract the out-of-control climate madness with fun.”

    Thought this may be of interest Pierre

    “those who don’t tolerate Greta jokes should avoid the group”.”

  6. Georg Thomas

    The Greta commotion is not even original (see another “Greta” from 1992 below), her messages have been touted in the media for decades on a daily basis; it is thoroughly dishonest for anyone to claim that no attention is being paid to the purported problems or that there is a lack of willingness to dedicate substantial resources to them.

    In fact, the CAGW scam is a major exercise in crony capitalism.

    After 30 years, the pseudoecological-industrial complex is so entrenched that the German finance minister – being unable to defend the pretence that Germany is making a meaningful contribution to saving the climate – still supports a so-called “climate package”, government subsidies to the tune of 100 billion Euro for green projects, on the flimsy grounds that such a large sum is bound to create somehow some positive spin-offs.

    The below video is from the year 1992, the year when on thorough inspection of the matter my co-workers in a project finance department decidedly rejected wind power (unless the state would pay for it) and a professor of chemistry from Frankfurt university explained to me in my favourite waterhole the egregious fraud of self-serving alarmist climate models.


    1. bonbon

      That’s the 27 year ago predecessor, Canadian Severn Cullis-Suzuki at 12 years old, who then got a job in UN Secretary General Kofi Annan’s Special Advisory Panel in the early 2000s


      It sure looks like a repeat or cameo performance, first get publicity, then found a stink tank, and go on to a cushy job at the UN.

      Kinda reminds me of the Terminator, Schwarzenegger, getting plenty of Hollywood publicity, then going on to be Governator of Ca.

      Gee, he even tried to be POTUS, if Cheney had succeeded in fixing the constitution.

      Shudder the thought!

      1. Senex

        Of course, she’s David Suzuki’s daughter….

    2. Yonason

      Thank you, Georg. I hadn’t watched her performance until what’s in that zerohedge piece. It’s comedy gold.

      Maybe next she can write a book “Fear Mongering For Dummies” (ghost written, of course). This would be her target audience.

      But obviously, the terror that would result if we listened to her isn’t funny at all.

      Her appearance is an act of desperation by the UN, IMO. JoNova has come to the same conclusion.

  7. Steve Borodin

    It is the abusers who need to be locked up for the benefit of the planet. Is Guantanamo Bay available?

    1. David Appell

      This young women sure does scare a lot of old white men.

      And she’s doing good besides. A double winner.

      1. M . E

        How do you know the colour of the skins of these men? How do you know they are old. ? Why do you think they are scared of a poor young woman with aspergers syndrome who is obviously exploited.This is just wickedness

      2. Senex

        Funny.. most of the images form the global climate strikes show a majority of the protesters to be privileged white teenaged girls.

      3. Josh

        ‘This young women sure does scare a lot of old white men.’

        What a juvenile comment. Is this the best you people can do? I think you’ll find that there are people of all ages, backgrounds and nationalities who can see this whole movement for what it is…a total (and genocidal) fraud.

      4. Yonason
  8. David Appell

    Unfortunately Greta was coaxed…

    By whom?

    Explain how you know someone coaxed her.

    1. Yonason

      Why does Greta have a shadow, David?

      How many kids that you know have a Soros backed hack holding Greta’s leash?

      You are such a transparent tool.

      Pierre is only to happy for you to keep feeling free to keep making a fool of yourself

    2. bonbon

      See just below – money is a good coaxer.

      I just knew Arnie would dump his Hummer, and give Greta his Tesla.

      You just could not make this stuff up.

  9. bonbon

    For those who wish us to remain clueless, a closer look at the financing of Greta Thunberg, the Extinction Rebellion (“XR”) and FridaysForFuture reveals that this movement is being funded by the richest people on Earth.

    Among the founders and periphery of the “Climate Emergency Fund,” CEF, are to be found Rory Kennedy, the daughter of Robert Kennedy, and Aileen Getty, daughter of the late John Paul Getty, along with the “philanthropist” Trevor Neilson, whose career has included various forms of collaboration with Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, George Soros and Ted Turner. According to the Guardian, the CEF has already transferred EU500,000 to XR, which will soon be followed by “ten times as much” money.

    Breitbart also published internal documents from XR, revealing further five- and six-figure donations by Soros, the European Climate Foundation, the Tides Foundation and Greenpeace Furka Holdings AG, among others.

    Such amounts, of course, are proverbial “peanuts” for jet-set members who usually travel on private planes, helicopters and mega-yachts. Oh yes, and Greta went on one of these nautical trips to America — “to save flight fuel.” And XR’s{Action Handbook, This Is Not a Drill, was generously okayed for publication by Penguin Publishers months before its original
    release date.

    As to the mystery of how a poor girl like Greta got all the way from the UN in NY to Montreal with none of those nasty carbon emissions? Some will assume that it was on Chrystia Freeland’s magic broomstick. But, no! Her good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger loaned her his Tesla electric car.

    Follow the money trail. Money talks, real wealth whispers….

  10. Josh

    Who is influencing this poor girl? Here’s one take:

    1. Yonason

      Larouche was a nutjob.

      “Mr. LaRouche denigrated a panoply of ethnic groups and organized religions. He railed against the ‘Eastern Establishment’ and environmentalists, who he said were trying to wipe out the human race. Queen Elizabeth II of England was plotting to have him killed, he said. Jews had surreptitiously founded the Ku Klux Klan, he said. He described Native Americans as ‘lower beasts’.”

      Good Riddance.

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  15. Spurwing Plover

    Have it labled as Profanity and XXX a 16 year old who is a a product of Deep Ecology and the brainwashing from Big Brother

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